Frumpy and Grumpy


These two words pretty much sum up today’s attitude.

Here are the Facts:

I’m wearing UGGs, leggings, and quite possible the ugliest/most shapeless thick grey maternity sweater.  Imagine that – a shapeless maternity sweater.  How dare they?  

I’m essentially the walking definition of FRUMP! haha

This is the sweater in violation of every fashion rule my Non-Preggo self would typically adhere to:

Don't be fooled as I was! This is really just an expensive potato sack, sans the burlap.

Don’t be fooled as I was! This is really just an expensive potato sack, sans the burlap.

As for the GRUMPY….

Did you read any of the words above?  I’m walking around in a grey knit POTATO SACK!

This should be just cause and reason enough for deflating one’s normally bright and cheery disposition.

Huge props to my awesome Hubby, who despite my apparent penchant for early 20th century farm attire, insists that I’m a very cute and sexy (both at once? That’s a tall order…) preggo lady.

He must be crazy!

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3 thoughts on “Frumpy and Grumpy

  1. Hey your momma walks around in shapeless potato sacks all the time! Along with leggings I have you know! LOL! Hey . . . you are in your 10 week count down to deflation! Hang in there! Until then, you’ll survive your so called farm attire!! Perhaps I need to launch a clothing line with that label! Hummm?? Tonya’s Farm Attire or perhaps Tonya’s Woodland Attire! Think I like the latter as I don’t farm but live in the woods . . . 🙂

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