According to some person with a sick sense of humor… Baby at 31 weeks is the size of a Pineapple. It’s not that I’m opposed to pineapple, it’s an awesome, yummy, juicy tropical fruit.
A pineapple in my uterus. Not a comforting or appealing thought, really.
This is apparently the best they could come up with in the terrifying fruit comparison department.
All I can think of are those tiny little spiky scales on the side of the fruit (Fun Fact: The more scales the juicier the fruit!) and the giant, imposing spiked leaves on top. Does that sound like anything you’d like anywhere near your insides? Let alone how you’d like to picture you’re future child? … I think NOT!
Please, dear writers of theBump.com, think before you Fruitify my child.
- The baby pineapple (beetdown.wordpress.com)
- Pineapple (lanihoyer.wordpress.com)
- “Pineapples are Trending Right Now…” (mybfswardrobe.wordpress.com)
- Pineapple: Nature’s Forgotten Super Food (thriveonnews.com)